General inspects his platoon Bull. Reach it, beat it friendly on the shoulder and says:
- How do you go, my son?
On the bubble radiant:
- It's good that I gave you, father, mother is looking for you for years and years ...


A rebellious kid comes from school and tells his father that put itthere to learn only useless. Father asks amazed:
- What do you mean?
- Well, the history puts us to memorize some years 1848/1877-1878/1907/1944/1989. They say are important!
- Other ...
- Well at geography so we must remember all sorts of names, such as:-Scurburii-Carpathians, and the Dardanelles Strait-phosphate, like something I would use this stuff! If I go any faster intraba from an Internet Cafe, give search on Google and find out ... Simple, right?
- Yes, son, give out and you say to a girl, and how will you keep it,by hand, it asks you what height is the top Chomolugma?
- No problem! Quickly go to an Internet Cafe, that's open around the clock, giving search on Google, and I'm back to say ...
- Yes, yes, until you come back to tell that is 8848 m might find herbusy!
- Who?
- Well, all with a fool like you, yes, that has laptop!


A fool starts in the U.S. to engage. He found work in
a zoo. I had to wear a suit every day of the monkey. One day,accidentally falls into a lion cage. Frightened, began to scream:
- Heeeeeeeeeeellllllllpppppppp!
To which the lion says:
- Shut the fuck up we lose jobs.